12.30.2009
Smile!
We had a great time. And actually made it over the children's area with the petting zoo. How have I missed that before? Hopefully Cheryl will post some pictures on FB and then I'll see them too. :)
Great idea Cheryl... thanks!
12.26.2009
Check Mate?
Here's something how it went...
H: Ok, this is a chess board.
Z: oh
H: Do you want to be black or white? Black or tan?
Z: Black. It's pretty.
H: Ok. This is the king and this is the queen.
Z: Are they married?
H: Um... sure. And these are called pawns. Can you say pawn?
Z: Pawn. Are they them kids?
H: Sure... the pawns are the king's and queen's kids. This is a horse....
Z: Oh... a horsey. So the kids can ride it? I have a horsey.
H: Whatever, Zoe... Do you want to play?
Z: ok
H: This is called a bishop.
Jonathan: Yeah, like some guy in church.
Z: I go to church.
H: Ok...Here's how you set them up...
Z: I want them here....no... here!
H: They don't go there.... ugg... Zoe! Jaime! She's messing it up!
Jaime: hahahaha.... really? And I thought it was going so well.....
12.18.2009
Merry Christmas!!
In the mean time, here is our 2nd annual "going green" Christmas card. Merry Christmas!! I'm SOOO excited it's almost here!
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11.30.2009
uggg....
11.29.2009
Black Friday
My mom beat me at it though... she and my dad were at Wal-Mart by 4:30am... then continued shopping after the movie until 11pm.
11.24.2009
This One's for Love
Friday is Black Friday. I don't know about some of you, but I'm ALLLL about shopping at the crack of dawn. I figure it's called black Friday because the sky is black when I get up, and black when I get home.... I mean... we're seriously considering visiting Arrowhead Mall at midnight when it opens up on Thanksgiving evening....
I've signed up for the black Friday ads... I get a new one every few days for me to gawk at and plan over. After reading them I've decided that my kids and relatives need all these great things at fabulous prices and... which store will I stand in line first at.... at 5am.... or sooner?
Well, probably none. After really thinking about it, we don't really need any of that stuff.... I'm not standing in line at 1am at Best Buy, waiting for it to open at 5am for 1 of only 5 laptops for $197.... not this year anyway. I will, possibly, spend the night at my parents to visit the mall at midnight... just to say I did it... and then, maybe, take a nap... and then, maybe, get up early again (with Starbucks in hand) and try some other people infested place for some more adventure. Then, like always, I will spend my day at some mall, buying things I don't need at rediculously cheep prices, boosting our failing economy, and then top it off with some dinner and coffee and Bailey's with my mom, aunt, cousin, and 86 year old grandma.
Want to come??
11.04.2009
Jury Duty
I first got summoned for the first day of school. Ha! Luckily you can go in and choose your day if you'd like. I chose the last day on the calendar, which happened to come really quickly... last Monday. Have you ever had jury duty? And actually been part of a trail? I have not done the latter, but have had a few experiences with the former.
I actually looked forward to jury duty this time... it's a break in the routine of every day, I love to people watch, and I was looking forward to reading my books... the Fever series (excellent reads!)... I know, kind of sick that I thought it might be interesting.... but it always proves to be.
After riding the shuttle to the court and hoping desperately that no one would talk to me (sad... total introvert) I, along with many others, choraled ourselves to the jury assembly room. It's a room with bad furniture, obnoxious televisions, and uncomfortable seats that one must endure for goodness knows how long. I sat myself down and proceeded to read my books... yes... I brought two. Around 10ish I was called in with another 60 jurors... I was #56! We made the long walk, like grade school lines, down to the other end of the courthouse and up to the 9th floor where we waited for a very long time to enter the court room. This court room was staffed already with three lawyers, the bailiff with really long legs and 4" heals, a court interpreter, 2 defendants, and ... blah blah... else. The defendants were accused of allegedly kidnapping a woman at gunpoint and keeping her for a week in Avondale about 2 years ago. I didn't remember the case, so unfortunately I couldn’t' use it as an excuse!
The judge does many rounds of "let's hear your excuse as to why you can't or don't want to serve and participate in what is your civic duty"... of which the first one was, what reason would hinder you or cause a hardship if you were to serve. Ha! Easy, right? No, ... I started panicking thinking that I didn't have a good enough reason... I mean being a teacher and making lesson plans for an 8 day... yes 8 DAY ... trial would be torture, but not unbearable. Since I was 56, I had a lot of time to listen to other excuses, and OMG... were there some really lame ones.... my leg goes numb if I sit too long, I can't see far away (get glasses woman!), I have an appointment on Thursday, blah blah blah.... So, I figured I would go ahead and say.. .I'm a teacher and it would be difficult. And... oh wait... I'm a mom too. Good thing those kids come in handy sometimes! I can say that I watch my kids after school... which I do! So, it was almost my turn and I start gettin' the heebie jeebies. I HATE talking in front of people, now I had to do it in front of 70 people and give the my excuse. My heart was racing, thumping, and I was sweating. How lame am I? I managed to squeak it out...
Then the judge went for another 5 rounds or so.... do you know any police officers?, have you ever been a witness in a trial?, do you have a health issue that would keep you from serving?, can you rightly listen to both sides and not be biased?... etc. Then came more excuses. The best, however, came from a barely 18 year old girl... full time student... trying her darndest to get out of jury duty... who speaks up after being asked if being a witness to a trial.... she says...."Well, my roommate and I had a guy break into our apartment and start masturbating (OMG... at that moment I had to put my head down so I would scream) and started taking pictures of himself with my phone. {{slight pause and hesitation from judge}} Judge says: And were you a witness in a trial concerning this?... little girl says: Well, I can't really remember but I know I talked to a police officer about it.
There you have it folks... the best part of the day, besides my Starbucks and reading books.
BTW... no jury duty for me!
11.03.2009
Trick or Treat?
11.01.2009
My Menagerie
1. a collection of wild or unusual animals, esp. for exhibition.
2. a place where they are kept or exhibited.
3. an unusual and varied group of people.
#3 is the reason for my new blog title. Although, at times, #1 could just as well describe my family.
10.31.2009
Planning....
10.22.2009
Hayden's Philosophy
10.14.2009
Happy Birthday Zoe!
"You are REALLY 4 today because it's your birthday!" I say....
"But..... I'm not bigger," she says with a confused look on her face while holding one hand above her head.
So, for the next 5 minutes Jonathan, Hayden, and I had to convince her somehow that she had grown overnight from 3 years to 4 years... and yes, she in fact is "bigger"!
Random side note.... Zoe chose the swine flu infested McDonald's for her birthday dinner. Yum?
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10.09.2009
Ready, Set.... GO!
My BFF's, Kim and Leslie, and I ventured out to get some culture passes for the Children's Museum of Phoenix. There were 3 coming out at the Palo Verde branch... I was ready to get them all!
The first experience I had with getting culture passes was with Bre.... where we waited for about 30 minutes and came out empty handed. There is no organized way to wait, thus those who are fastest win, not first come first served. We did not know this at first.... we noticed people would get closer to the door the closer the time came for the library to open. Then, when it opened... it. was. insane! People ran like mad and grabbed any and all passes they could find. We were left with nothing, defeated, but educated.
So, when the time came for us to try again... I was ready. Kim and I stayed out in front of the library, while Leslie took the kids to the park next door. "Game face" lady came over and asked if we were getting culture passes, and if it's whoever is here first gets them. Um... no... not in my experience. Be ready lady. Game Face lady glared at us until the doors opened.... And, like before... the closer the time came to open, the closer people got to the door. I was right there, in the front. It was comical... the doors opened in slow motion... literally! Once I could fit through, I snuck through, got rammed by a stroller (have a bruise on my heel!)... and grabbed ALL 3 passes... one for me, for Kim, and for Leslie. Ha!
Game Face lady was still asking for directions on where they were and how the process works if she was there first, but didn't get them. Then.... she TATTLED on us. To the branch manager! OMG.... Kim was about to give Game Face lady her pass, but then, she came over to Kim and I (Leslie had already taken the kids and started wandering the library) and started chewing us out in the library... saying how RUDE we were, and what kind of example we were for our children, and so on.... Really? I told her sorry, it happened to me to. The she says... so that's how you pay it forward? ... seriously?
Ok, so then... both Kim and I are furious! Kim decided to keep her pass.... of course. Then, Purple Lady, aka the branch manager, comes over and says (all smiley) she'd like to speak with us when we are done checking out. Kim and I gave each other the "look". What? So, after we check out, Purple Lady comes over. Now, keep in mind that Game Face lady and her husband and son are still in the library at the desk staring at us... evil stare... Purple Lady says... please follow me. I think we were both in shock and actually followed her. I mean, who would actually say "ok" and follow her after being tattled on for something so stupid! Tattled! But, we followed her... not to a desk... not to a remote location... but to her actual office. It's like we were called into the Principal's office. Then she asks us to sit down. Now, at this point I'm furious. I can't believe Game Face lady is so bent out of shape about it... I wasn't the first time.... and that she actually complained about us. Then, we were gettin' spanked by the branch manager in her office!
OMG.... At first I didn't want to sit down, out of defiance. I know, way to show her, huh? Then, out of my mouth comes the dumbest words... "Are we in trouble, or something?" Ha ha... Purple Lady smirks slightly and probably realizes I'm not an intelligent life form and this sort of thing happens often to me. But, anyway. She goes on to say that in all the time the libraries have had the culture passes, not once has there been any complaints... until today. Well... people must not have something up their backside like Game Face lady. Who really complains, anyway? She asks us to explain what happened, which Kim does very nicely. I chime in with things like... How unprofessional it is that the library doesn't' have some kind of process to give out the passes, and that lack of lines or any organization fosters competition for the passes.... I mean, those tickets to the children's museum are $9 bucks each! I'm totally getting the passes! She asks us if we pushed and shoved. NO! I didn't even touch anyone. Did we have a stroller that we jammed people out of the way with, she asks. What? NO! However, I was rammed in the ankle with one and still have a bruise.
We made it out of there, and guess who is STILL in the library? Game Face lady. Yep. Kim and I hurry out of there, with our passes of course, and Leslie has the car pulled around with all the kids buckled in like it's the getaway car. ha ha.... While we are buckling Jude up, Game Face lady walks by and is still talking to us.... "How do you feel about taking this away from my kid? How rude are you? You should be ashamed of your self.... blah blah blah".... Kim was awesome, and responds back with... "Keep talking lady, because you're making it so much better."
Hee hee... .Now, don't judge. You weren't there... and my fingers are tired.... and there's probably lots I left out.... But it was classic.
And, in case you're wondering.... we had an awesome time at the museum the next day. For free.
Photos to come... They're on Kim's facebook page....
10.07.2009
Williams!
Highlights:
- The kids were able to free their inner pyros and dabble in some fire, while roasting marshmallows and literally puking from too much.
- We were super close to the fire in Williams, which was right across the highway. We even saw one of the water helicopters getting water from a nearby lake.
- The kids got to hold and shoot dangerous weapons... and had much fun doing so.
- Jonathan and Kevin blew up a printer with Tannerite.... then Sarah and I got to join the clean up crew.
- The Bear Tounge!
- The Pottery Hike we went on, where we found broken Indian pottery and arrowheads. Jonathan found an arrowhead still in awesome condition.
- We got a flat tire on the way out of town... luckily we were still at the cabin.
- And of course... having a great time with friends!
9.12.2009
Revelation
This week was a little different.... half of us were sick! Usually I'm pretty good at figuring out if Zoe is sick... she was sick so often when she was younger... bronchitis, pneumonia, croup, asthma... blah blah blah... and I thought she just had a cold this time... even though her eyes were red and goopy! Ugg... luckily Jonathan had the sense to bring her to the doctor... albeit after he took her to McDonald's to play... and we ended up using the Minute Clinic instead of her doctor since they couldn't get us in. Strep and pink eye. Eeewww....
I was working that day, so it was my turn the following, but instead of just Zoe, it was Jonathan too... who had strep, pink eye, and a sinus infection. OMG... thankfully Hayden and I are not sick yet....
Although now Jonathan and Zoe are both coughing and Zoe sounds raspy.... What now?
9.07.2009
The Piano

Friends
Last night I had my traditional birthday extraveganza with my BFF's... my soulmates... my sisiters.... At Oregano's. This is something we look forward to year round since we go for each of our birthdays. It consists of the same thing everytime.... Oregano's Favorite salad, pizza - half pepperoni, half veggie, and baked ziti. Delish! Plus, their famous pizza cookie... which, BTW, we found out last night they actually give away for free for birthdays! WHAT?? We've been going there for years and NEVER knew this. I'm thinkin' they owe us some pizza cookies... birthday or not.... And, of course, the best is the conversation.... that may get us a few stares and possibly even get us mocked by a teenage boy.
This year especially we are all busy with life, kids, husbands, cleaning, etc... and the opportunity to see each other is limited. The time we get to spend together is precious and invaluable. Thank you Kim and Leslie for being true friends, for encouraging me to be myself, for entrusting me with your friendship, and for being there. I LOVE YOU!!
8.24.2009
Happy Birthday Daisy....
8.23.2009
What happened to Jaime??
Like last night where we ended up at one of Jonathan's student's houses watching remote control cars and rednecks....
Or today where we ventured to another one of his student's who was doing Indian (India) dances....
But, they'll have to wait. I'm vegging....
8.11.2009
One of those days...
8.10.2009
....saved....
"Is God waaayyyy up high in the sky?" asked Zoe.
"Well, He's in heaven."
"Do we have to yell, 'Hey God!'"
Hee hee... "Well, you can just talk to him if he's in your heart. If you believe in Him and love Him. Then you won't have to yell because He will be with you all the time."
"I want him in my heart."
:) "Ok. Let's pray.... Dear God, thank you for loving me. Please come into my heart and help me to do the right thing. Thank you for forgiving me when I do something bad. Thank you for always being with me. Amen."
Ahhh.... I had tears....
But then I started to wonder.... is she too young to understand?
8.09.2009
Sunday Funnies
While waiting in the car at Lowe's last Friday, Zoe looked at a woman standing out front and said, "Look at that freakin' lady, Mom. What she doin'?".... Ok, so I want to know who freakin' taught her to say freakin'??
Saturday morning, the first after our first week of school, I was hoping and praying that Zoe would sleep in. She's off her schedule, not taking naps, cranky at night, has to be drug out of bed in the morning.... And yet, by my bedside at 6:15am is her.... saying to me, "Are you kiddin' me, Mom. You're still in bed?"
Hmmm.....
8.01.2009
going green...
We are starting a new year... we as in me, my husband, my fellow teachers, my students... etc.
This is a first for many of us... not enough money for.... (fill in the blank). We were downsized in staff, upsized in students, and our list of responsibilities was added to.
Also....this year we are "going green".. .that's what they tell us. They tell us this because there is not enough money to fund everything we want to copy or print or do or make or get. And there are some teachers out there wondering what they are going to do since there wasn't enough green to pay them.
I don't usually stress about school... it's not my life... just my job. I will do it as best as I can, but when I get home at night I have my own family to worry about and take care of, without the added weight of worrying about my job. This may be one of the first years I am feeling somewhat overwhelmed. Not only will we be doing things differently, more things are added... and new report cards... and new grading systems... and new checklists... and blah blah blah. What will be taken away since I had 5 things added to my plate? And on my salary it's a cheap paper plate, soon to break with so much on it.... watchout....
Really?
Hayden is about to embark on a new journey into 5th grade. He amazes us with his knowledge and sense of humor, and his eternal pessimism.... Perhaps this will be the year that will brighten his day and tickle his fancy... whatever that is. :)
Zoe will be 4... in a few months.. .and is still at Miss Cynthia's. Some of her BFF's... Brody and Amanda... will be embarking on their own journey of preschool. Zoe will join them next year. This year she gets to hang out with some new friends... Molly and Lucy... amidst some old friends as well.
They are both growing up so fast... as all kids do... and I find myself trying to take more pictures to help me remember, and when there is no camera, to hold those memories near and fold them up and put them in my pocket for later enjoyment.
7.25.2009
Highlights
And as my legs were in the stirrups, my doctor says...
"I notice your hair is lighter."
{long pause}
I'm thinking... OMG... seriously...doctors bring this up? I didn't think it was...
"OH! Yes, I got highlights," I finally said with a strained smile as I touched my head.
This was a highlight of my visit yesterday. Ha ha....
LOLOLOL
Williams and Flagstaff
The next day we stayed at the Ski Lift Lodge at the base of the Snow Bowl. Very cute and full of character and uncomfortable beds. It included free Sky Ride tickets though... woo hoo.... so the Hotel was $69 to stay, plus 2 free tickets, but the guy gave me 3... and zoe was free... Adult tickets are $12 each and Hayden would have been $7... what a deal! That was tons of fun... and gave us heart attacks with Zoe the Fearless next to us on the lift. Yikes! Hayden got to ride by himself... I guess that's what 10 year olds do.
The rest of the mini vaca included making s'mores... yes, we found a site and made a fire! Hayden claimed to be in charge and had a COW if any of us tried to go near the fire... especially Zoe. We were able to see Jolene and Jorden at Oregano's, made a scenic trip through Sedona, and made it home to our superbly soft beds.
Tons of fun... maybe next time we'll actually go camping!
7.20.2009
Conclusions
1. I shouldn't wear a bikini anymore.
2. I should work out more than I do.
3. Perhaps some sun wouldn't hurt me, and possibly improve my complexion.
4. I'd rather wear jeans than dress up.
5. ALL topics of conversation come up on a girls' getaway.
6. I have wonderful friends.
7. My husband is fabulous.
8. I am older than I once was.. .as are all my friends... and a night out includes being in bed by 10:30.
Until next year....
7.19.2009
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