I am going to try and recount my experience of my jury duty on Monday. It will, by no means, be completely accurate nor give you an exact picture of what it was really like.... but here goes.
I first got summoned for the first day of school. Ha! Luckily you can go in and choose your day if you'd like. I chose the last day on the calendar, which happened to come really quickly... last Monday. Have you ever had jury duty? And actually been part of a trail? I have not done the latter, but have had a few experiences with the former.
I actually looked forward to jury duty this time... it's a break in the routine of every day, I love to people watch, and I was looking forward to reading my books... the Fever series (excellent reads!)... I know, kind of sick that I thought it might be interesting.... but it always proves to be.
After riding the shuttle to the court and hoping desperately that no one would talk to me (sad... total introvert) I, along with many others, choraled ourselves to the jury assembly room. It's a room with bad furniture, obnoxious televisions, and uncomfortable seats that one must endure for goodness knows how long. I sat myself down and proceeded to read my books... yes... I brought two. Around 10ish I was called in with another 60 jurors... I was #56! We made the long walk, like grade school lines, down to the other end of the courthouse and up to the 9th floor where we waited for a very long time to enter the court room. This court room was staffed already with three lawyers, the bailiff with really long legs and 4" heals, a court interpreter, 2 defendants, and ... blah blah... else. The defendants were accused of allegedly kidnapping a woman at gunpoint and keeping her for a week in Avondale about 2 years ago. I didn't remember the case, so unfortunately I couldn’t' use it as an excuse!
The judge does many rounds of "let's hear your excuse as to why you can't or don't want to serve and participate in what is your civic duty"... of which the first one was, what reason would hinder you or cause a hardship if you were to serve. Ha! Easy, right? No, ... I started panicking thinking that I didn't have a good enough reason... I mean being a teacher and making lesson plans for an 8 day... yes 8 DAY ... trial would be torture, but not unbearable. Since I was 56, I had a lot of time to listen to other excuses, and OMG... were there some really lame ones.... my leg goes numb if I sit too long, I can't see far away (get glasses woman!), I have an appointment on Thursday, blah blah blah.... So, I figured I would go ahead and say.. .I'm a teacher and it would be difficult. And... oh wait... I'm a mom too. Good thing those kids come in handy sometimes! I can say that I watch my kids after school... which I do! So, it was almost my turn and I start gettin' the heebie jeebies. I HATE talking in front of people, now I had to do it in front of 70 people and give the my excuse. My heart was racing, thumping, and I was sweating. How lame am I? I managed to squeak it out...
Then the judge went for another 5 rounds or so.... do you know any police officers?, have you ever been a witness in a trial?, do you have a health issue that would keep you from serving?, can you rightly listen to both sides and not be biased?... etc. Then came more excuses. The best, however, came from a barely 18 year old girl... full time student... trying her darndest to get out of jury duty... who speaks up after being asked if being a witness to a trial.... she says...."Well, my roommate and I had a guy break into our apartment and start masturbating (OMG... at that moment I had to put my head down so I would scream) and started taking pictures of himself with my phone. {{slight pause and hesitation from judge}} Judge says: And were you a witness in a trial concerning this?... little girl says: Well, I can't really remember but I know I talked to a police officer about it.
There you have it folks... the best part of the day, besides my Starbucks and reading books.
BTW... no jury duty for me!